In a benefit for the Oregon Humane Society, the lovely ladies from Devils Point will be washing your car and/or dog this Saturday at 5305 SE Foster Road. What will they be wearing? Bikinis, of course.
Aside from the dog/car wash, Devil’s Point is hosting a series of events. Come for the car wash, stay for the.. um… entertainment.
DAY TIME EVENTS SCHEDULE:
Bikini Car Wash: 2pm-7pm
Dog Wash: 2pm-7pm
Car Cruise-In: 2pm-7pm
Island Style Bento BBQ: 2pm-7pm
NIGHT TIME EVENTS SCHEDULE:
Exotic Dancers: 9pm-Close
Fire Dancers: 9pm-Close
Live Music by BAND OF DIOS
(featuring members of Western Aerial and Tri-Polar) – 10pm-11pm
C’mon. It’s for a good cause. Are you going to tell this poor puppy you don’t like exotic dancers enough to help him? Hmmm? Of course not.
Paris, from the Oregon Humane Society
Yay, Stormy! If I had a car I would definitely want her to soap it up and hose it off. Over and over again…
Bikini’s?
I can always rely on the Mercury to butcher the English language a bit.
Butcher? More like fucking genocide!
Butcher? Maybe hobble or defenestrate. Thanks for the insight Andy! Keep reading!
kisses/hugs
JFC, I’m so tired of the hipsters in this town thinking it’s fucking cool to exploit women. Wake up idiots.