… HUMAN HANDS! (What’s that? Oh…) Ahem. I mean, “TO BE ADOPTED!” Of course.


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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