CUTE ALERT!
Get thee down to Pioneer Courthouse Square on Wednesday for a bona fide puppy hootenanny. It’s something called the Puppy Prom, where dogs of all ilk will be dressed in their best outfits and most elaborate hairdos! A king and queen of canine will be crowned. It’s all brought to you with some amount of ridiculousness by Paul Frank (more deets here, if you really care), but I think an outlandish number of frolicking puppies is all you really give two barks about, right?
Wednesday, August 31
Pioneer Courthouse Square
noon-4 pm
I bet “Puppy Prom” will be way cuter than last year’s “Puppy Pogrom.”
Does it say more about my own subconscious or my expectations of the internet that I thought this said “puppy porn”?