Seen today in the PetSmart store on 82nd…
WAIT. A dog that smells like “cherry vanilla”? Is this something that people actually want? I remember my old dog (Marmaduke Goldstein) used to smell like a cross between a moldy towel and warmed-over Cheetos—but I think I would prefer that to cherry vanilla.
From the PetSmart site, here are some more details on what this “Top Dog” package entails:
Promote your pooch to top dog by adding oatmeal, brightening or low-shed shampoo, remoisturizing conditioner, teeth brushing and breath freshener. Cologne and a bandana or bow included.
Forget cherry vanilla! I want my dog to wear a bandana and smell like Drakkar Noir!
Thank you for using the Olive tag. We’re really getting a lot if mileage out of that.