Let it now and for evermore be known that PUGS ARE STUPID, CORGIS ARE STUPID, AND BEAGLES ARE STUPID, TOO. Check out this stupid, stupid beagle for example, who is so goddamn stupid, it takes him like 20 tries to catch a ball! (To make matters worse, this is a JAPANESE beagle, who are supposed to be so much smarter than American beagles, right? What happened, Japan?? You’re slipping.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “Stupid, Stupid Beagle: Catch the Ball, You Stupid Beagle!”

  3. I’ve never commented on these “stupid ____” rants of yours, Steve, but this is just too fucking much.

    THAT DOG ISN’T STUPID

    YOU’RE STUPID.

    NO CALLBACKS.

  5. What’s up with the unwarranted taunting of the Japanese people? Haven’t they been through enough without also having to be dragged into this regrettable blogtown feature?

    WSH, you better hope that the dog owners on blogtown don’t figure out were you live. Because if we do, every dog (and dog owner) within a 10mile radius will use your front yard as a bathroom.

    For the record, pugs *are* stupid. That’s a scientific fact.

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