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Mercury Editor-in-Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey left work a little earlier today and, as a result, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. See for yourself.
Also, it should be mentioned that three members of the Mercury editorial staff are currently drinking beers at their desks.
Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things. More by Ned Lannamann
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And they pay you money?
Steve said “don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” on his way out, didn’t he.
My dachsund can kick both their asses, at the same time. Hopw the hell ever you spell it.
How, not hopw. Dang it.
That’s weird because the one member of the Mercury distribution staff was drinking three beers at his desk.
I should leave work early more often. SO I DON’T GET BORED TO DEATH.
But do they let you sleep on the job?
Uhmm, was that smirk the vegetarian promoting dog fighting?
Portland Mercury, you stay classy.
It would have been better if they were wearing gladiator armor and fighting over pits with lions in them.
Is the plaid shirt a requirement of the job?
I’d rather know who the staff member is with three bongs at his desk.
Is that chalk on your nose?
You dorks. ; D