In keeping with the bar’s title, Scandals found itself the subject of rumor this spring, after architect Iain MacKenzie tweeted out a liquor license application for a “Scandals East” on NE Alberta. The gossip engine roared to lifeโ€”was the downtown location moving? Was it closing?
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It is not, but Scandals East won’t be more of the same. The bar’s owner David Fones confirmed with the Mercury that he’s planning a family-friendly LGBTQIA+ lounge with food, a full bar, and a large outdoor patio space, to open this summer in the big orange house that occupies the corner of Alberta and NE 9th.

Fones says he’s wanted to open a family-focused queer space for a while, and purchased the Scandals East building in 2018. Once a convent, it has since been occupied by office spaces, a wellness clinic, and an aรงaรญ cafe that specializes in juices and superfoods, Carioca Bowls.

Everyone is staying on; Scandals East will operate out of the same ground floor space as the cafe and serve similar fare: vegan and plant-based entrees that come with optional protein add-ons. “We’ll build off a couple of bowls, proteins, some dips, and some sort of bread,” he ventured.

A new mural in the outdoor space. mural by Saleam Bey
Sharing space with Carioca Bowls means the decor won’t change muchโ€”it’ll still be a superfruit spot in the morning. “If anything, we’ll add a little bit of our flavor,” Fones said. “The cafe already has a sizable outdoor area. I love the space; it’s got a lot of plants.”
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Right now, Scandals East is waiting on liquor license approval. Fones says that once the OLCC gives the go ahead, the Scandals team can move in quickly.
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The most important build-out is the vibe. Fones has worked to make the downtown Scandals a straight-friendly, over-21, gay bar with big windows that let in light and street-sized, summertime block parties. “When I was coming out, gay bars had black windows,” he explained. “They were dark inside and people were embarrassedโ€”you’d look both ways going in.”
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Fones hopes Scandals East can continue the downtown location’s “Gay Cheers” feeling, but in an all-ages space. He stressed: “We want to be sensitive to the neighborhood and to the neighbors, making sure everyone feels part of the vibe we’re trying to create.”

Suzette Smith is the arts & culture editor of the Portland Mercury. Go ahead and tell her about all your food, art, and culture gripes: suzette@portlandmercury.com. Follow her on Twitter, Bluesky,...