Okay, so yesterday I shared with you an amazing 3-D video of deep space that was designed to humble maniacal egotists such as you and me. However, after learning that many of you were a little too humbled by the experience, I began looking for a video that would counteract those effects, and actually make you feel wildly superior—at least to those pictured in the video.
And so… BEHOLD! Two wildly uninformed teenagers try to convert their Hindu friend to Christianity. WARNING: The depth of ignorance depicted here is simultaneously staggering, hilarious, and ultimately depressing. If there is a Jesus? He won’t let these kids grow up.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JvVAV09-dQ8%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

8 replies on “Converting Hindus to Christianity… for Dummies”

  1. I’m a big proponent of “nothing on the webz is real unless proven otherwise”, but I think this is the genuine article.

  2. I threw my fucking cat against the wall in the first 10 seconds when she referred to her white friend as “regular”

    “It’s like an African person and an Asian person had a baby”

    Yeah we have those people. We call them TIGER FUCKING WOODS

  3. Oh, aargh. I watched all of Molly’s preamble and could only stand about forty-five seconds of her and her friend with all that “why aren’t you African” and “why are you so DARK” and I wanted to scream.

    American society is pretty much dead, isn’t it?

    Am I to understand that their friend Sara went along to this compassionate character assasination willingly?

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