Finally, proof positive that Jesus loves hillbillies more than the rest of us. A couple in Greenville, South Carolina return from one of their many trips to Walmart to discover… a mysterious picture of Jesus Christ on their receipt!! I mean… who else could it be? Dude’s got a beard! And he’s staring right at us in a judgmental fashion! IT’S A MIRACLE!!! (Whew. Thank god this receipt didn’t fall into the wrong hands… such as somebody who shops at Urban Outfitters.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
If it weren’t for the pointy nose I’d swear it was Captain Haddock.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/jul…
i’m pretty sure that’s the Unabomber
The name’s Manson. Charles Manson. Messiah, Wal-Mart customer.
This is obviously Joaquin Phoenix. Walmart bought too many of his latest “contributions” to rap artistry, and now must unload their overstock with an ubiquitous “Face of Phoenix” marketing campaign. Unfortunately, nobody recognizes him without his sunglasses.
The face of Christ? In a thermal paper cash register receipt?
Huh?
I will only be convinced of the metaphysical importance of this kind of phenomenon if a person sees the face of Christ manifested in an ejaculate-soaked kleenex, and then brings it to the attention of the world through a local news show segment.
I’m sure if you look at the stores Inventory you will find something with the same
Face. This item was against the slip making the impression you dumb ass!
I’m sure. If you look at the stores inventory you will find an item with this face on it. The sale slip was against it making the image you see.
Dumb ass!