Thank you, thank you, thank you Everything is Terrible (I think) for digging up this amazingly bad/hilarious/offensive evangelical tribute to Star Trek in which the Enterprise crew combat those Satan-lovin’ Klingons with a little bit of our lord and savior J.C. (But c’mon, Christians… “Captain RE-tard?” Really??)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
The acting reminded me of Battlefield Earth
This AND “Reach”?! What the hell are you trying to do to us today? I think there’s blood coming out of my ear!
At some point in time at least ten people got together and decided that making this film was a good idea.
Kind of reminds me of an old Carman song; outside of Captain Retard, I would have thought it to be a legitimate teaching peace. Lot to be said against xenophobia here too.