Because two major holidays just isn’t enough to harness the awesomeness of JESUS™, now He’s planning on taking over one of the greatest holidays of the year, Halloween, thereby transforming it into JesusWeen. (Get it? Halloween – “hallow” + “Jesus” = JesusWeen? Get it? I SAID, “DO… YOU… FUCKING… GET… IT????) JesusWeen according to the JesusWeen website, is a lot like Halloween, except you dress up like a Christian something, and get “Bibles and other Christian books” instead of candy. Hmmmm. I may have to call bullshit on that aspect. Anyway, here’s a very chipper video all about it!!
Okay, now here’s the official dress code for JesusWeen from their Facebook page.
Wearing a white top?? AFTER LABOR DAY?? ARE THEY INSANE?? Again, calling bullshit on that. HOWEVER! I would be very interested in what YOU plan on dressing up like this coming JesusWeen! (Dibs on Jesus Boat Cop!) Your ideas in the comments below, please.
TAKE JESUS AND SHOVE HIM UP YOUR ASS
I’ll dress as, I don’t know…SATAN!
Seems like an appropriate time to get the old “alter boy fellating priest” costumer out of the attic.
It should really be called Jesus’Ween.
I don’t like that ladies nails.
Speaking of JesusWeen, aren’t there a couple of churches in Europe that claim to have Jesus’s foreskin?
Crap, it looks like they’ve all been stolen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce