According to the completely awesome website Restore Stephen Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin = Job. He has been forced into poverty by refusing to take acting roles he didn’t like (just like Job!), and now it’s up to the Christians of the world to save him so he can yell at people some more and still pay for soul-patch wax and pouting cream.

A privately funded and managed website. Our vision is to see Stephen Baldwin publicly restored in front of millions. Stephen’s platform will increase allowing him to reach even more people with the Gospel and God will get all of the glory. Publicly.

Publicly!

Please do not miss the Q&A section of the site. It will answer all your Qs about Stephen Baldwin and why he and God need your money so badly. For example:

Q- What happened to his wealth?
A- When he became an outspoken Christian in 2002 his income went down by 70% when he refused roles with gratuitous sex and violence.

Q- Why does Stephen need personal wealth?
A- Stephen’s influence is in Hollywood. Hollywood worships money and without it you are seen as a loser and cannot be an effective influence to this group.

Q- Is the site secure for credit cards?
A- The site is as secure as any major online store.

This website really seems too crazy to be real, but the company that created it is the same company that does Baldwin’s official site, as well as his “Breakthrough Ministry” site, and other related works.

thanks, videogum

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oAfzmm6ZvZ4%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

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9 replies on “Restore Stephen Baldwin!”

  5. Ohhhh, that’s why he isn’t as popular as he should be, America fetishizes violence and sex and Stephen doesn’t do any of that.

    I just thought it was because he’s a terrible actor.

  8. As with music, you really can’t be any good if you create all kinds of artificial boundaries for your art. Crap, I just used “art” to comment about Stephen Baldwin. Sorry.

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