1. The Romney Mega Prayer uses SCIENCE to convince evangelicals to pray for a Romney victory tomorrow. I love this chart:
2. Meanwhile, in other faiths, Peruvian shamans have made their predictions:
The 12 medicine men and women in traditional Andean dress gathered Monday at the top of Lima’s San Cristobal hill, where they burned incense and rubbed a poster of Obama with flowers and the plant common rue, which is supposed to bring luck.
Meanwhile, a poster of challenger Mitt Romney was assaulted with maracas and a sword as the shamans sang, whistled and danced in a circle for journalists, who came and went as the ceremony continued.
For what it’s worth, I think these Peruvian shamans are at least as good of an indicator of the election as your average cable news pundit.
Those fucking shamans were fucking brainwashed by YOU, Paul Fucking Constant!
Did you actually read the whole mega-prayer page? It’s comical…literally. There’s this busty cartoon mashup of Daphne from Scooby-Doo and Betty from Archie and Jughead who gives you “scientific” proof (she’s got glasses on, dontcha know) that group prayer can work. I’ll pray they draw her without the t-shirt if that helps.
Odd that evangelicals would support a Mormon over a Christian.