In this video, Christians use “logic”—warped, idiot logic, but logic all the same—to try to convince us that homosexuals should never get married. Low point: the soul-patched hipster douchebag whose face I want to punch off. High point: Sexy Christians and their strange ability to shrink like the Atom from the old DC comics. Man, if I could get super powers like that? I’d totally reconsider my atheism.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I think the gays have a lot to apologize to these people for.
After they apologize, though, they’ll have to apologize to ME for failing to murder all of these morons when they had the chance.
Gee, they seem a bit confused about where to draw the line. The rest of it have pretty much figured it out. What’s their problem?
Okay; so here’s the thing: “two consenting adults” does not equate to “you and your dad.” Done.
So, according to the first two speakers, there’s no difference between filios and eros?
Mostly, there’s just a big fat lack of agape.
I didn’t listen to the audio, but I’m guessing this guy is one of those “cool” youth pastors:
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This is almost as persuasive as the video that Kirk Cameron made with the banana.
Shhhhh. No one tell these folks:
http://welcomingcongregations.org/
We can’t marry, cause your Dad and I’m Doug! I’m outta heeeeeeee
@ Darkness, what if Doug wants to marry Uncle Robert?
I already know this is full of fail- I don’t need anything else to make me angrier than I already am. I FUCKIN’ HATE FUNDIES!
I guess Linus Pauling, Francis Collins, Louis Pasteur, Issac Newton, and Michael Faraday aren’t or weren’t intelligent enough for you?
Apparently, not everyone can meet the high standards of a tabloid that makes its money off sex ads and used dildo exchanges.
At least you can hold your head high knowing that your petty bigotry is safe in the shadows of your ignorance.
Wait! “Used dildo exchanges?” I think I just discovered a new revenue stream…
I didn’t understand the point first black girl made, thank goodness there was another black girl who said the same exact thing to drive that point home!
I greatly appreciate all of the mountains of evidence these intelligent christians were kind enough to provide us with in order to give credence to their claims.
I have officially been swayed by their impenetrable logic. What rational agent could possibly do otherwise after watching that video?