Ahem. ATTENTION ALL MERCURY EMPLOYEES: According to SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH as reported by the Daily Mail:
An hour of pushing a mop across the floor and wringing it out in a bucket works off 238 calories, the equivalent of a chocolate bar or two small glasses of wine.
The mop and bucket are in the supply closet, fatty. And pay special attention to my personal bathroom—there’s a lot of urine splatter on the floor.

How much pushing for a box of Franzia?
Someone told me that WSH use to lock up “bad interns” in his private bathroom
I heard there has been a lot of “cream of mushroom” spilled in Humpy’s private lavatory that needs “cleaning up”…
Private Bathroom –Does that mean that they finally took out the webcam.
Yeap : http://www.portlandmercury.com/loo.html is invalid they must have renamed it.
@Abusive: Yeah, if I ever have to listen to WSH in some sleazy bar again going on and on about how much better interns were at swallowing “back in the day” … god what a bore!