Look!

You can take a portable hot tub with you when you go camping—just like those old people in the Cialis commercial, but you know, they took two cast-iron bathtubs with them for their sexy time. I think we should get one for the Mercury conference room. We can commission an inflatable teabag so our hot tubbin’ looks classy and British. Who wants to kick in a couple bucks for the Mercury Tempest in a Teacup Hot Tub?

H/T to RT (Who sent this to me after seeing me spill a sandwich all over myself.)

Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!

7 replies on “Portable Hot Tub”

  1. You should start a kickstarter for this. Everyone who contributes $25 gets a private hot tub session with the Merc staffer of his/her choice. I’d pick Alison.

  2. The promo looked like it was filmed in a desert area. Most deserts lack two things: firewood and 800 liters of water. 800 liters of water equals about 210 gallons. That’s a lot of water to pack around.

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