First the cows are all like, “MOOOOO!! MOOOO!! MOOOO!!” (Translated: “I’m am so fucking OUT of here!!”) And then they’re all like “MOOOOO!! Moooo?? MOOOOO???” (Translated: “AHHH! AHHH! Wait… what is that rocket doing. Is that rocket doing what I think it’s doing? HOLY SHIT! THAT’S AN AWESOME ROCKET!!”)

Find out more about the experimental reusable Grasshopper rocket from private spaceflight company SpaceX here.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)