If you are tired of feeling like you’re in the minority—and by that I mean the smartest person in the room—you may want to try the latest in IQ-lowering pharmaceuticals, called MinusIQ. Let Dr. Cornelius Grouppe explain. NOTE: If you are a regular commenter on Blogtown (with the possible exception of three of you), there’s no need for you to watch the following.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)