Move over, Chris Hansen! Now there’s a pedophile hunter who’s not only yellow—and a dinosaur—but he actually gets results! (And I know this, because the big yellow dino broke into my office today to demand all my Justin Bieber posters. And why did he keep calling me “Charming”? I mean, I know I’m handsome and kind of on the suave side, but “charming”? You flatter me… however, these “tricky pedophile” charges are just too much. Just remember, Yello Dino: YOU CAN’T PROTECT ALL THE JUSTIN BIEBERS IN THE WORLD!!!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
This drama would have had greater impact if the dino had stuffed his big, yellow dick down Charming’s throat.
While we’re on the subject, I’m a little concerned about this new Pokemon DVD. It includes episodes like “Don’t Touch That ‘dile” and “Love, Totodile Style”. Walmart hedges its bets by warning that “The content may be mature.” WHAT GOES ON?
http://www.walmart.com/ip/11008347?sourcei…
Not that I’m implying that Totodile might be a pedodile. DON’T SUE ME!