…that you have clean with your mouth. I don’t see how this advice…
Sometimes sex is just sex; it’s what you do when you are married. Just like cleaning the toilet is what you do to keep your house clean…and I bet you don’t have this great desire or huge emotional connection to scrubbing the porcelain! You do it because it needs to be done and that’s the way it is with married sex… it does need to be done! It’s the glue that God gave us to bond us to one another. The bible is very clear that it is your responsibility as a spouse.
…is going to solve any problems for married couples whose sex lives are inactive or dead. I agree, I guess, with the basic point—sex in a LTR can’t always be a mindblowinglyaweseomeoutofbodyexperience, and people need to have realistic expectations or they’re gonna be disappointed, and disappointment can curdle into resentment, and resentment can be fatal—but do you really want to tell people fucking the spouse is a lot like scrubbing shit streaks out of a dirty toilet?
Via PZ Myers.
*shrug* That might work for some people. Dirty, shit covered people.
But it’s the same advice you’ve given before, isn’t it? Something about “Keep him milked” or something? Both are probably poor metaphors.
Maybe this means that Jesse James and Sondra B. are just following God’s advice?
Aren’t they into poopy play (as Ann Romano would have us believe)?
Man, now that I think of it- that makes Mr. Clean a total home wrecker- he’s like the KY jelly of the potty perverse crowd.