Christina Hendricks—Joan of Mad Men fame—graces this month’s issue of New York magazine (which has mysteriously disappeared from our office). Here are the pictures you want to see.

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BUT WAIT JUST A SECOND! If you were thinking about becoming sexually aroused by these photographs, PLEASE DO NOT! It will hurt Ms. Hendricks feelings, okay? And you can’t unhurt a feeling. From her interview with New York magazine:

“It kind of hurt my feelings at first,” she says. “Anytime someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous, you get really self-conscious. I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!”

Don’t worry, Christina! The fellow in the picture below isn’t saying a word. (He’s letting his boner do the talking.)

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Hat tips to WOW!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

11 replies on “Christina Hendricks: Gentlemen, Stop Your Boners”

  1. I don’t often agree with unicode idiot, but I’m worried that between the best printing I’ve ever had ad, the latest Lillie ad, and this post, I’m going to have to stop reading this at work.

    Not that I’m complaining at all, just can you post all the hot semi-naked people related stuff after 5pm?

  2. @ Matthew D.
    Not that I’m arguing, but on behalf of everyone who has a wife that forbids them from post-5 pm ogling, my answer has to be “No.”

  3. I personally think she is the hottest thing I have ever seen… throw a portland style suicide girl half sleeve on her and I will find her wherever she may be and make her my Amazonian Goddess

  4. Okay, how about the hot semi naked people below the fold? That way I can at least scroll down the page without having to look over my shoulder to see if anyone is coming…

  5. Also: Can Lille make some more ads? They don’t need to buy more space/time, (although if they did I wouldn’t complain,) they should just have a bunch in rotation.

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