There’s really no other way to introduce this video: Here is an “Elmo Live” doll and “Tickle Me Extreme Cookie Monster” having vigorous, enthusiastic sex in a toy box. Oh, and by the way… the neighbors just pounded on the wall and screamed, “If you guys don’t calm it down, we’re gonna call the cops!”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey