Like most Americans, I HATE water. Blechh!! It’s gross!! However, I do like two sexy Japanese teenagers, and I also like a giant marauding rubber duck. I guess that’s why I really like Oasis. Ahhhh… refreshing.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
That’ll teach him to mess with ducks. Howard could REALLY have kicked his ass. Thank you for your time.
I want some roomates like those girls.