"Ohhh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found theeee!"

Blogtown consulting detective Graham passed this icky tidbit along. Thanks, Graham. 🙁

TMZ is reporting that a Hulk Hogan sex tape has emerged, and is being shopped around the major porn distribution companies. (EEEEEEEESHHH.) Hogan is not denying it—in fact, he’s saying he was “secretly filmed” and his lawyer is screaming, “We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability.” From TMZ:

We’ve seen a portion of the grainy footage — featuring Hulk getting undressed and a naked, unidentified brunette lying on a bed. The woman is NOT his ex-wife Linda or his current wife Jennifer McDaniel.

In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, “I started to work out again.” Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does.

The best part … Hulk’s thong-shaped tan line.

YEEESH!! (Quick! Where’s the emergency “destroy the internet” button??)

Ohhh sweet mystery of life, at last Ive found theeee!

  • “Ohhh sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found theeee!”

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “Four Words You Never Wanted to Hear: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape”

  2. I AM A REAL AMERICAN! FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN!

    Personally, I’d be more interested in an Ultimate Warrior sex tape. Amirite? anyone?

  3. Only worthwhile if he repeatedly refers to “the Hulkster” and “the little Hulkster” throughout the video.

  5. I always thought he was saying 20 4-inch pythons. You mean he’s not raising tiny snakes?

  6. NWO (Nasty Ass Washed Up Old Man) 4 Life!!! On another note, I seriously wouldn’t be surprised to see Hulk Hogan or his daughter Brooke Hogan do a porn!!!

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