An astute Seattle reader sent this in after seeing it in a Ballard supermarket:

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Sure, I suppose one could use it for fishing… however, I’ll be using it to augment my already formidable sexual technique. Which begs the question:

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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