Coming up next Sunday (Dec 4, 9 pm) is the debut of TLC’s newest “educational” reality show entitled Virgin Diaries, which follows the trials and tribulations of people whose cherries remain unpopped. What follows is a teaser for the show which features a couple whose first kiss was on their wedding day—AND YOU’D NEVER KNOW IT BY LOOKING AT THEM. (I’ll leave it to you commenters to suggest what their kissing reminds you of.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Awww – such ROMANCE!
Did she give him his chewed up tongue back?
This makes me want to die.
What’s the problem here?
If any of your intimate acts don’t end in a trip to the ER, you’re either incredibly lucky or simply doing it wrong.
That was absolutely horrifying…
I don’t see the problem here.
More evidence that sexual repression leads directly to violence.
I hope she didn’t do that to any other parts of his body on their wedding night!
Damn! She’s like a horse going down on a salt lick.
Fish feeding.
Was he eating red pistachios?