I’m convinced that kids used to be tougher in the old days. Take for example this clip from The Magic School Bus, season one, episode 34 in which the School Bus kids are literally covered with salmon sperm. The spoiled brats of today would be screaming, “WAHHH!! WAHHH!! There’s gallons of salmon sperm in my eyes and mouth!!” Shut up, and accept the sperm, you coddled little shits!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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