Excerpted from the bad pastor’s booklet Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men:
First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman. If a man were to masturbate while engaged in other forms of sexual intimacy with his wife then he would not be doing so in a homosexual way. However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he’s watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.
Every day, in every way, Mark Driscoll seems more and more like one of those devoted heterosexual husbands who begins the love-making process by holding a copy of Mandate over his wife’s face.
I’m gay and I didn’t even know it.
pft. Apparently been gay for years. My wife is gonna kill me…
“[W]atching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body”? Wow, that’s an insight into your psyche I did not need. It’s amazing how much people let you know about themselves without even realizing it.
I am SOOOO gay!
based on this logic my wife is a lesbian, too.
Religion: it brings out the jailhouse lawyer in all of us.
SO NOT ONLY DOES MARS HILL HATE THE GAYS; EVERYONE WHO MASTURBATES IS GAY.
I’m going to go home and be gay for the 23,537th time right now!