Here is a video wherein actor Patrick Duffy and an emotionally sensitive crab discuss having a threesome with Friends star Courtney Cox.

I’m sorry… did you need to know something else?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=403yeN5op1o%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)