“There are 13 year old adolescents who are under age and who are perfectly in agreement with, and what’s more wanting it, and if you are careless they will even provoke you.”
That’s Spanish Bishop Bernando Alvarez coming to the defense of Catholic priests who’ve raped children—but they only raped the slutty ones, the ones who wanted it, so it’s all good.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. The bishop also believes that gay people are sick and that children need to be protected. From us. Not from all those easily provoked Catholic priests, but from openly gay adults who carelessly sleep with other consenting adults.

Religion: so cute!
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. I thought my Catholic upbringing had been effectively alienated during the scandals in the 2000s, but that doesn’t even compare.
Remember that scene in Scanners where the guys head explodes?
Abrahamic religions will not survive the transition of humanity into a space colonizing species, be glad for that.