RIM JOBS

Wanna know how to find the most likely person to give you a rim job? Refer
our handy results, and get that rim job you’ve always been dreaming of!

RIM JOB RESULTS:

Gay Male: 52%
Straight Male: 27%
Bi Male: 26%
Bi Female: 23%
Straight Female: 20%
Lesbian: 7%

So there you have it: If you want a rim job, and you’re not gay, go directly
to a straight male (See? And you thought they were all butt-o-phobes!). However!
Never ask to give or get a rim job from a lesbian. Apparently, a lesbian needs
a rim job like a fish needs a bicycle.