Valentine’s day is coming, and you’re a loser that can’t get none. HEY, DON’T GET MAD AT ME. Until you’re ready to help yourself become a successful seducer, there’s nothing I can do for you. And you can start with this helpful clip from the ’80s, appropriately entitled, “The Video Guide to Successful Seduction.” I would happily be seduced by any of these people. ANY OF THEM!!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
its like watching neanderthals mate, 80s people are awkward and funny looking