Look, guys. It’s time we start respecting the fact that monkeys have sex. A LOT OF IT. And they’ll have it just about anywhere… including the hood of your car. So, in the future, if you happen to see two monkeys having sex on the hood of your car, can you please just be cool about it? Instead of laughing hysterically? You’re doing NOTHING for these monkeys’ self-esteem. Absolutely nothing.
(P.S. This video may be NSFW depending upon how your employer feels about two monkeys boning on the hood of a car. I’m okay with it.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
That monkey does the same exact thing I do after sex!
Man, if I worked for you, Wm., I’d watch videos like this ALL DAY.
It’s funny because the people aren’t speaking English.
So much for that old myth that monkeys are great lovers! What was that, like 8 strokes?
Demondog, those aren’t strokes. Those are pumps.
Fair enough, ROM, though they could be thrusts too…