Yay! Purity Bear is back, and she’s ready to do some heavy duty cock-blockin’ on a sweater wearing dork. (And to show you how technology has progressed—you can now get Purity Bear in your car GPS system!! Holllllaaaaa!)
P.S. Oh! And be sure to stick around for some fairly dubious purity statistics at the end. Are they sure they didn’t get some of those numbers backward?
BECAUSE YOUR VAGINA IS A PIZZA.
Stop yelling, shithead.
I would think you would be more likely to be depressed if you weren’t sexually active. Amirite?
When did Purity Bear switch from being a creepy white guy to a sassy black lady?
Seriously, the “Hay Gurl Hay!” voice threw me off. Maybe they were going for Pine-Sol lady, but it sounded like Angie Jordan.
This is a joke right?
I laughed like it was a joke.