Damn you, Guatemala! Once again you’ve cornered the market on funeral parlors that feature sexy Santas playing dead in coffins. WAITASECOND. What exactly are these people selling?!?

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “The Sexiest (and Most Festive) Funeral Parlor in Guatemala!”

  1. that’s no joke, Todd — this is why i’m a big fan of funerals and wakes being official ‘cleavage-free zones’…..nothing more embarrassing than a man with a left-leaning boner and tears on his cheeks.

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