Well, it looks like Hustler Video has finished at least the first minute of their new porno parody “Who’s Nailin’ Palin?” starring Lisa Ann as the vice presidential wannabe. Want to see it? Don’t worry, this part is absolutely hilarious and safe for work — that is if you don’t mind horny Russians looking up the Alaskan governor’s dress.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kYRGjjvNoZ4%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)