If you’re like me, you find it difficult to watch NBC’s hilarious Thursday evening line-up of “Must See TV” and still find time to masturbate. Thankfully, “porn” has come to the rescue once again with a new triple XXX parody of The Office, appropriately titled, The Office: A XXX Parody. (I’m pretty sure their lawyers came up with that name.) Anyway, the following trailer contains NSFW language, and a little side boob—but it’s otherwise okay. My main complaint? Where the f-bomb is STANLEY??


https://youtube.com/watch?v=OyUTeN8Ee3I%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)