An important poll was published today in the Telegraph ranking the sexing abilities of men from around the globe. It’s bad news for German dudes, who were voted the #1 worst possible lovers by the 15,000 women polled (no word on whether gay men agree with their assessment), who accused them of being too stinky—ouch. Also on the “worst” list: the English (lazy), Swedish (too fast), Dutch and American men (too dominating or rough), Greeks (too “lovey-dovey”), Welsh (selfish), Scottish (too loud), Turkish (too sweaty) and Russians (too hairy). So, where should lusty ladies of means travel for exotic erotics? SPAIN, which was ranked #1, though the “best” list distressingly lacks positive specifics to counter the nitpicking leveled at the poor schmucks on the worst. Other countrymen that fared well: Brazilians, Italians, Frenchmen, Irishmen, South Africans, Australians, Kiwis, the Danish, and Canadians. Plan your next vacation accordingly.
I made out with a German once. All I really remember about it now is that there was loud techno blasting. Thumbs down.
Lazy is right. If the survey means “too lazy to be anything other than phenomenal.”
What about the women? I’ve conducted my own survey over the last several+ years …
English – Kinky! +
Swedish – open minded +
French – ravenous +
German – ungroomed –
Italian – bat shit crazy +/-
Greek – hairy –
Russian – grateful +
Spanish – fiery +/-
Japanese – submissive +
Korean – fierce +/-
Chinese – uninspired –
Balinese – blissful +
Australian – drunk as hell +/-
Kiwi – down to earth +
Brazilian – booty! +
Cuban – serious –
For the US, I’d break it down by states… and that’s too much work.
A news article says Spanish men are great in bed, and nobody makes a comment about Rudy Fernandez? I’m disappointed in you all…
Sorry. Rudy Fernandez is cracking in the sack.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Espana es la mejor!