It’s hard for me to imagine how someone goes to an arts college, fabricates an elaborate genitalia couch as a portfolio piece and manages to never learn that the external part of the vagina is called the VULVA. Anyhoo, do you want that VULVA couch? It’s on Craigslist for $600—going fast!

That’s not bad for a one-of-a-kind piece of pretty-comfy-looking fabric/sculpture/furniture art. Maybe the moderate affordability is due to the fact that:
… the couch has some scuffmarks and stains…
WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE given the couch looks like a piece of genitalia and it’s been over seven years since it belonged to an art school portfolio. Also, you haul. (Look, how much do you want this vagina couch [vulva papasan]?? I thought so.)

It’s pronounced “cooch.”