It’s hard for me to imagine how someone goes to an arts college, fabricates an elaborate genitalia couch as a portfolio piece and manages to never learn that the external part of the vagina is called the VULVA. Anyhoo, do you want that VULVA couch? It’s on Craigslist for $600—going fast!

Really it's more of a papasan.
  • Really it’s more of a papasan.

That’s not bad for a one-of-a-kind piece of pretty-comfy-looking fabric/sculpture/furniture art. Maybe the moderate affordability is due to the fact that:

… the couch has some scuffmarks and stains…

WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE given the couch looks like a piece of genitalia and it’s been over seven years since it belonged to an art school portfolio. Also, you haul. (Look, how much do you want this vagina couch [vulva papasan]?? I thought so.)

Suzette Smith is the arts & culture editor of the Portland Mercury. Go ahead and tell her about all your food, art, and culture gripes: suzette@portlandmercury.com. Follow her on Twitter, Bluesky,...

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