Ah, just look at that headline. Keepin’ it classy, Mercury-style.
ANYWAY. So over the weekend this happened, but now Denis and I are too lazy to actually declare a winner—so, as is our wont, we’re gonna make you do our work for us.
Denis and I have picked out our three favorite entries; out of those three, whoever gets the most votes by noon tomorrow wins this snazzy Thor t-shirt, sent to me by the kind promotions folks at Paramount Pictures. It’s a size large, and its ironic, antiquated pop culture reference is sure to impress somebody at some point if you wear it to enough places!
Speaking of old-timey references, here’s your chance to rock the vote. Go!


I know it’s used in porn all the time, but I could really do without the Merc perpetuating the flippant use of “tranny” or “trannie” by anyone who feels like it. That is all.
Yes. The word trannie/tranny: it’s like saying any other derogatory slur. Now you know!