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Ah, just look at that headline. Keepin’ it classy, Mercury-style.

ANYWAY. So over the weekend this happened, but now Denis and I are too lazy to actually declare a winner—so, as is our wont, we’re gonna make you do our work for us.

Denis and I have picked out our three favorite entries; out of those three, whoever gets the most votes by noon tomorrow wins this snazzy Thor t-shirt, sent to me by the kind promotions folks at Paramount Pictures. It’s a size large, and its ironic, antiquated pop culture reference is sure to impress somebody at some point if you wear it to enough places!

Speaking of old-timey references, here’s your chance to rock the vote. Go!

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

2 replies on “Vote on the Best Title for a <i>Star Trek</i> Porn!”

  1. I know it’s used in porn all the time, but I could really do without the Merc perpetuating the flippant use of “tranny” or “trannie” by anyone who feels like it. That is all.

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