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Look what fugliness Etsy hath wrought this time:
However, if you are a woman, or just a man who chooses to avoid the oft-lampooned condition of actually having a beard, this would be a super handy temporary fix to avoid freezing your face off while you attempt to bike commute during the maybe-sorta-maybe-sorta-not-gonna-happen snowy-icy cold today. Only $40!
Marjorie Skinner is the Portland Mercury's Managing Editor, author of the weekly Sold Out column chronicling the area's independent fashion and retail industry, and a frequent contributor to the film and... More by Marjorie Skinner
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Even though I am a man’s man, I can only grow crappy beards that look horrible. So this will help me be comfortable and even manlier… in style! Thanks Marjorie!!
True comfort is having a knitted beard stuck on your face with frozen snot.
Thank, god. My friends are always telling me that I need a beard. Wait…
See also http://www.imadeyouabeard.com