Everything As Fuck

Why Vikings?

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Hear! hear!
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It was originally in Vanport, known for the shipyards located there before the horrible flooding on May 30th 1948 that displaced a whole city, killing 15. Flooding that also caused the university to move. Coincidentally the Vikings were also known for building ships, displacing whole cities and killing people. Just a theory. I vote for the fighting Sea Lions! Those bastards are smart!
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The PSU Birds...put a bird on it.
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Don't you live in LA? Fuck off.
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How was this fat piece of shit able to LA without his grease filled bloating heart exploding?
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I didn't read this but I bet it wasn't funny at all because Ian Karmel is a fat hack.
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The Portland State Hugs
The Portland State Woodsmen
The Portland State Nymphs
The Portland State Zombies
The Portland State Farmers Market
The Portland State Humans
The Portland State Organics
The Portland State Kale Chips
The Portland State Vaporizers
The Portland State Pit Bulls
The Portland State 99%'ers
The Portland State Wanderers
The Portland State Tickle Warriors
The Portland State British Accents
The Portland State Fixies
The Portland State Vibes
The Portland State YOLO's
The Portland State Beer-Farts
The Portland State Millenials
The Portland State Butt Chuggers
The Portland State Unitards
The Portland State Strippers
The Portland State Voodoo
The Portland State White Ponies
The Portland State Memes
The Portland State Caucasians
The Portland State Cover Bands
The Portland State Flannels
The Portland State Brown Recluses
The Portland State Kittehs
The Portland State Ehrmehgherds
The Portland State Summer Solstice Firedancers
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What's with "don't you live in LA," shit? He's from here and his hearts here. Go fuck a duck, you lousy wannabe-nativist twats. When Neil and Bizz went to the moon, it's not like they stopped being Earthlings.
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Just like every Washington Redskins game is an hours-long endorsement of racism and genocide, every PSU Vikings game is a love letter to imperialism and rape culture.