It’s a downright crime that the Portland Trail Blazers’ Brandon Roy is currently 10th (!) in the All-Star balloting, behind Manu Ginobili, Aaron Brooks, and Tracy McGrady—who is not even playing professional basketball right now. In an effort to drum up some support, the Blazers released this video of Roy getting advice from Travis Outlaw—never a good idea—and working on his campaign. These two need to have a buddy cop show together.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

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