Here is a photo to distract you from the bad news.

Here is a photo to distract you from the bad news.

  • Here is a photo to distract you from the bad news.

Despite plenty of momentum leading into the postseason, Team Mercury Softball fell in the opening round of the playoffs to Rontoms by a final score of 10-4. People, we have been eliminated.

Our scrappy team had a good run and now we plan on spending the offseason training with a salty old coach who’ll encourage us to eat lightning and crap thunder. Or maybe it’s the other way around. Honestly, both sound very uncomfortable.

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

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