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Ordinarily I would ask you to supply a caption for this photo in the comments below. But on second thought? Let’s not, and say we did.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I’m supplying one anyway: SOCCER SUCKS!
That’s one header I wouldn’t mind taking.
Screw soccer of color!
I’d like to stick my Vuvuzela in that! Horn Deep!
(I’m feeling a certain shame now)
Vulvazela
“GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…..”
B.A. BALLracus!
I’ll bet Mel Gibson would enjoy kicking one of those around.
I’m not impressed, if there is ever a Caligula remake I would like to see one made with human skin.