In honor of the Super Bowl this Sunday (and to promote their upcoming special this Friday on Comedy Central), generally hilarious people Key & Peele have resurrected one of their funniest sport bits: Introducing the fictional players of the fictional East/West Bowl. Say hello to your new favorite football players, Doink Ahanahu, Stumptavian Roboclick, Swordless Mimetown, Splendiferous Finch, and… maybe some real guys, too!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

This is a perfect example of a joke that was funny once.