In honor of the biggest baseball trade in quite some time, the End Hits sports desk (which is just myself sitting alone under this poster) brings you the greatest, and only, song ever written about Manny Ramirez.
It’s not the finest work of the usually untouchable Joe Pernice, but when you normally write depressing pop songs about killing yourself, it’s hard to transition over to penning something about a dreadlocked baseball player known for his bizarre behavior.
LISTEN:
Joe Pernice – “Moonshot, Manny (Pega Luna, Manny)”
End Hits: We don’t have any songs about Jason Bay.
Any songs about Fukudome? Go Cubs!