Praise Satan! Always pick up your spares!

Praise Satan! Always pick up your spares!

  • Praise Satan! Always pick up your spares!

Now in its ninth season, the Portland Metal Bowling League is gearing up for yet another run of bashing pins and banging heads every Tuesday night at the AMF Pro 300 Lanes. Teams are compiled of four members and interested metal bowlers should contact the league for more information on joining their ranks. In addition to the headbowlers’ ball (so proud of that one), there will be local metal bands playing on the lanes as well.

If you are in need of a new ball, might we suggest one of these?

End Hits: Glenn Tipton and myself are going to form a team called Pin After Pin. Also, there has to be a team called The Disembowlers, right?

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

One reply on “Of Course There is a Portland Metal Bowling League”

  1. There already IS a Pin After Pin (sorry!). My team is called “For Whom The Ball Bowls.” This is seriously my favorite night of the week — all sorts of musicians, promoters, and enthusiasts alike getting together for a few hours of bowling n’ beer. Thanks for spreading the word, Ezra!

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