Yes, part one and part two of “Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches the World Cup” was hilarious… but in his final installment, he really goes out with a bang! (Multiple bangs, actually. And some sniffs!) Don’t miss this one, it’s a gut-buster!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)