If you haven’t checked out the Epic Rap Battles of History series (in which historical characters engage in… you know… rap battles) you are really missing something wondrous! Start your education with comedians Key and Peele who star in this heeelariously hot rap battle between Space Jam‘s Michael Jordan (who also played basketball for a team called the Bulls, I hear?) and poet Muhammad Ali (who apparently fought other people for money). I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SPORTS! (But I know funny and this is funny.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Key and Peele are the best. Epic Rap Battles is the best. This is the best.
We’re kindred spirits Steve. I show these to people and no one laughs except me.
Everyone in the world is humorless.